I'm the real idiot... I found 2 of them in swimming pools and brought them home. They are now the centerpiece of the living room.
Squirt reminds me much of Bill, who we figure is a cooter of some sort. She doesn't have the fancy belly, her's is plain with just 3 spots, but I can see the RES influence, too.
I think you have a winner, there!

I have to warn you though... we aren't just a website. We're a FAMILY!! 
Mom, can I borrow the car Friday night?